Modern Excuse Master T-Shirts

Express their inventive personality! Our t-shirts for the modern excuse master showcase clever sayings and fun graphics that make a statement and add humor to any outfit.

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'What would you say if I told you that we weren't cheating, but merely social networking?'

'What would you say if I told you that we weren't cheating, but merely social networking?' mockup

'What would you say if I told you that we weren't cheating, but merely social networking?'

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"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on." mockup

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

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"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!" mockup

"It's not my fault! The Russians must have hacked my brain!"

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'A dog ate my homework.'

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'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!' mockup

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

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Homework flavored dog food

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"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet." mockup

"You'll have to find another excuse. The vet said I should remove salt, fat and homework from my diet."

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Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.' mockup

Student to math teacher: 'My dog ate my homework and got arithmetics.'

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"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose." mockup

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

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Procrastinator Hall of Fame

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"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on." mockup

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

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'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...' mockup

'The rain must have made our garage shrink...'

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Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses. mockup

Pets are not only good companions, they're good excuses.

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Lame Lines

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"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'." mockup

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

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'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

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"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework." mockup

"My dog is a finicky eater. He refuses to eat my homework."

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"Oh, just cellaring. You?"

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Dog ride on dump truck and dispose of homework.

Dog ride on dump truck and dispose of homework. mockup

Dog ride on dump truck and dispose of homework.

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'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.' mockup

'You always say you'll do things tomorrow. . . but you never do.'

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"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests." mockup

"He's faking it to get out of school. Bring in his teacher and run some tests."

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'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?' mockup

'Your excuses for not doing your homework are excellent. How about a career as political apologist?'

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'I was just, er, conserving energy.' mockup

'I was just, er, conserving energy.'

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REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.' mockup

REPORT CARD, 'This is going to be tough to spin.'

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"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct."

"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct." mockup

"I figured by not doing my homework I'd lighten your workload by giving you one less paper to correct."

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'Of course I've not dusted - you know I prefer a matt finish!'

'Of course I've not dusted - you know I prefer a matt finish!' mockup

'Of course I've not dusted - you know I prefer a matt finish!'

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'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!' mockup

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'

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"My dog deleted my excuses app."

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"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.'' mockup

"C'mon. I've been saving for a rainy day.''

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'Can you stop giving me homework, Miss...My dog's putting on weight.'

'Can you stop giving me homework, Miss...My dog's putting on weight.' mockup

'Can you stop giving me homework, Miss...My dog's putting on weight.'

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This smart phone comes with excuses for not keeping in touch with your mother.

This smart phone comes with excuses for not keeping in touch with your mother. mockup

This smart phone comes with excuses for not keeping in touch with your mother.

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"It was a huge topical depression bringing with it cyclonic winds, mountainous seas, severe flooding, and a damage bill of millions of dollars, mum!"

"It was a huge topical depression bringing with it cyclonic winds, mountainous seas, severe flooding, and a damage bill of millions of dollars, mum!" mockup

"It was a huge topical depression bringing with it cyclonic winds, mountainous seas, severe flooding, and a damage bill of millions of dollars, mum!"

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Modern Excuse Master T-Shirts Collection

Modern Excuse Master Mugs

Discover our range of witty mugs designed for the modern excuse master—perfect for adding humor to their morning routine.

Modern Excuse Master Pillows

Find humorous pillows that bring personality and a touch of fun to their living space, perfect for the modern excuse master.

Modern Excuse Master Prints

Decorate their walls with amusing prints that highlight their inventive spirit and love for playful wit.