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'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

Compression

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

Quiz Night...

Computer help.

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

"Love your feng shui!"

"Now all we need is a good script."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

Duplass Brothers

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

'That's o.k., Dugan - 'why do I even bother?' was a rhetorical question.'

'I know I can train them to be thoughtful productive citizens if I can ever get past sit.'

'I'm sorry, but it's suffering from a terminal disease.'

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

'To maximize student achievement, the Feng Shui consultant advises one student per classroom.'

'I understand yours is a highly coveted position in this company.'

"This isn't bad. Ten per cent all A's."

"May I have your attention please???" "NO!!!"

'I find the best way to stop students from always talking to each other in class, is to keep asking questions. Then they have nothing to say.'

'I think our filing system is a little too obvious.'

"For gosh sakes, Mike! Will you please quit interrupting me while I eavesdrop on Mary's gossipy remarks to Bill during Jean's important presentation?"

'Please stand by. You have temporarily lost your picture. Broadcasting will resume when you have finished your homework.'

Always stick to the script.

Tough germ.

"You got my text... but did you get my subtext?"