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'Please stand by. You have temporarily lost your picture. Broadcasting will resume when you have finished your homework.'

"Can I savor this for a few moments? The ball's never been in my court before!"

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Concert Pianist.

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

'I went into that meeting with a hidden agenda and then forgot where I put it.'

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

"I don't know...sometimes I think I don't spend enough time with them. What kind of role model am I?"

"Tech-support has confirmed it. Screaming and hitting the computer won't solve the problem. You'll have to try something else."

Fixing the Computer.

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

'While outsourcing is a common business practice, you may not ousource your research and homework assignments, Fletcher.'

"But our history was current events when you were at school Dad!"

Computer help.

"Guess what. School is presented without commercial interruption."

I love being right.

'It wouldn't be right if I did your homework for you!' 'At least you could try!'

"Love your feng shui!"

"I'm really great thanks. The boss loves my ideas, he says I'm ahead of my time!" "Hi John, how are you? Good meeting?"

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

'Can you read this one for me? I have a book report on it tomorrow.'

"I'm sick of writing book reports on spec."

'After what you said about mine, guess whose Mum has just found in the attic?'

"Darren Eggleston. I saw that!"

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."

"'Why is the speed of light considered a universal constant?'"

"Tell the employees that from now I want them to do as I say, not as I do."

"Miss Rogers, Sally Green. Is it true my son's research project is 'the effect of too much television on a typical ten-year-old?'"

'That's o.k., Dugan - 'why do I even bother?' was a rhetorical question.'

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

"We can't just pluck figures out of the air any more. . . We use a bucket."

"Dunhomin"

"Just got back from the client meeting and great news. . . your work isn't dead. It's beaten senseless and run over by a dump truck...but still very much alive."

Organ Player