Exam Results Day Pillows

A level results

The Mark of Zorro

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

"Before you all collect your exam results, the BBC have arrived in the car park so you'll be asked to open them again every 15 minutes for the camera..."

". . . and A* in Teacher's Pet!"

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

'You need an education or you will wind up in some fast food place.'

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

School. Report Card. You couldn't name the presidents and flunked history? Yeah -- It's not what you know, it's who you know.

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"Sarah's grades are excellent. She got A+ in 'Yogi Berra: Philosopher or Fall Guy?,' A in 'Dollars and Scents: An Analysis of Post-Vietnam Perfume Advertising,' A in 'The Final Four as Last Judgment: The N.C.A.A. Tournament from a Religious Perspective,'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

"Remember, history was easier back in your day. There's so much more of it now."

Pesky students.

"I got all Z's because I fell asleep in class."

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"How would I explain the 'D' in debate class? Probably not very well."

'This will be tough. The parents can handle Bs and Cs, but I really gotta spin this D in math.'

'I got a good place in my exams today. Right next to the radiator.'

"While you make the sales presentation, Monica. I'll scope out the room and try to identify this company's Achilles heel!"

Pull and all nighter...

"I'm thinking that now is a good time to start those tutoring sessions."

"You told me not to bring home another bad report card so I brought home Billy's."

'How could you flunk multiplication?'

"Okay, you got this! Who introduced the theory of punctuated equilibrium?"

'And it's not just me...Ms. Anthrope doesn't seem to like anyone.'

'Columbus might not have sailed over the edge, but I did.'

"Sorry I'm late with my grades. I was busy removing the 'Honor Roll' bumper sticker from the car."

State U. He procrastinated and is now trying to do all the work for his middle English literature class in a couple of days. "Canterburied," is he?!