Exam Marker Gifts

'Miss Figgs, as your Headmaster I feel it only fair to warn you that your exam marking is under investigation!'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."

Exam

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

Good luck with all the revision...

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Biology Revision - Arse / elbow.

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

Too big to fail

"My Tia Carmen keeps this shrine..."

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

'But I did study. I guess the software didn't install successfully.'

Curse or not, Dave had to pass this exam.

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

Bigger Brain

'Thank you for not guessing.'

'An actual History lesson is set for June...'

Good luck in your A Levels.

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

Nervous Student

Back To School

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

'Hmmm, everyone seems to have prepared for the exam except for Thomas who's making a long face now.'

"History test? But I studied all night for a math test!"

Lambs to the Slaughter

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

School boy uses 'Sats Nav' to navigate his way to exam room.

'Final exams are easier if you think of them as exit polls.'

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

"Is this going to be on the midterm?"

'It wasn't my fault. They asked me about things that happened before I was born.'