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"You have to not only show your answer, you have to show how you got your answer."

'Just write your answers. You'll get the questions after the test.'

A Puppet Named Juan

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"We thought this was more realistic."

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

Master's Degrees of the Universe

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

String Theory for Beginners.

"Dad, the dean has gone over your financial statement, and he doesn't think you're working up to your full potential."

'I would've studied for that test, but I thought it would be a piece of cake.'

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

Waiting for the results.

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."

'Is it okay if I'm represented by counsel on open-school night?'