Exam Humor Lover Pillows

"You have to not only show your answer, you have to show how you got your answer."

'Just write your answers. You'll get the questions after the test.'

A Puppet Named Juan

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

'The doctor says he's going to have to give you a few more tests...'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"This is the fourth student who bubbled in Y-O-U-R N-A-M-E when I told the class to 'bubble in your name'!"

"We thought this was more realistic."

'Do years 4, 5 and 6 cover the other foot?'

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

Master's Degrees of the Universe

"Hi, Mom - We learned in school today that ethics and morality are stupid and old-fashioned."

'Child labor laws don't apply to homework, Jimmy.'

'Ms. Shelby, I think you're spinning out of control.'

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'

"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

String Theory for Beginners.

"Dad, the dean has gone over your financial statement, and he doesn't think you're working up to your full potential."

'I would've studied for that test, but I thought it would be a piece of cake.'

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

"And then after high school, I spent twelve years in college and majored in procrastination."

Waiting for the results.