Exam Culture Pillows

"O.K., time's up. Pencils down."

"Can you change this quiz grade from an A to a C? I like to keep expectations low until I blow my parents' mind by acing the final exam."

'I really crammed last night.'

Four Types of Test-Takers...

"I have a recurring nightmare that I've taken a test, and the professor won't give me an 'A'."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

'I got an alleged C on my criminal law test.'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

'I'm sorry son, parents don't like the 11 plus...'

Evil Exams!

Nervous Oral Testing

All Harold's aptitude test showed is that he had an aptitude for taking tests.

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"This is a test. This is only a test. IF this had been the real world it'd be your job you'd be fighting for, not a letter of the alphabet."

GCSEs

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"Should we put down what we think is right, or what we think you think is right?"

Examinations.

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

Using psychic powers, the final exam had been a breeze. However, Madame Evetta did not realize that the student in front of her from who she had obtained the majority of her answers, was Bugs Higgins.

"I have a huge Algebra final tomorrow. I know I'm gonna fail."

"We thought this was more realistic."

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'

'You have to STUDY for tests, dummy -- you can't just put a memory stick in your ear!'

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

'Before you give us your surprise test, could we have a surprise study period?'

"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"

"Man, these closed book exams suck! Who could possibly remember all this crap?"

Ed totally blows the final portion of his Chameleon Aptitude test.

'An actual History lesson is set for June...'

"You've passed with extinction!"

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'