Ewe-tuber Gifts

EweTube.

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

'I did it all from memory.'

"Dude, I'm losing you in this tunnel."

"There's got to be a better way to raise potatoes!"

Applause

A tuba and love hearts

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

"I've decided to have a kid."

I started my own Youtube channel. What's it about? Well, there are already too many stupid-stunt-and-prank channels, and too many holier-than-thou-independent-news-analysis channels. But get this: There were absolutely zero holier-than-thou-stupid-stunt-and-prank-analysis channels. Probably a reason for that. My first hard-hitting post reveals how the inauthenticity of the "Mario Kart" prank is driving away Millennials.

"I'm going to need even less tuba."

You Have 1 New Messages

Bach in a Hot Tub!

Matins 10 AM Open Pulpit

"It's the super - he says a lot of short American fiction has been clogging the pipes in the basement."

The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

Rodin's Tram Driver

The Marie Kondo landfill

I'm tired of being an alt-right internet superstar. It's way too much work now that I've got 48,000 subscribers to my Youtube channel. Since when do you have 48,000 subscribers? Since my debut video detailed how indigenous people from Foreignvania faked the moon landing by using teddy bears and special effects. I developed a unique following that's part racist, part conspiracy-enthusiast, part Photoshop user, and part Care Bear fanatic. Yeah ... I'm tired just listening to that. It's getting tou

A Heavy Metal Musician.

"If you like what I had to say, be sure to go online and buy some of my merch."

'Forget Normal infections, it's so last year! I put some crazy stuff on youtube and instantly, it went absolutely viral!'

'I thought I'd take the train to avoid the congestion charge.'

Sonata #39 for Cello & Tuba.

Manhattan Project Blues

Wine Well

Meet Aron Kowalski: The only person in the USA who hasn't been abducted by aliens...

The unmistakable face of a man who lives beneath a Tuba enthusiast.

'What's the text abbreviation for 'yippee yippee yo, yippee yay, yippee yo kai aye?'

Balloon Musician

Are you calling 911?!

The singular joy of living with a person who routinely glimpses the miraculous in the mundane.

'I can't wait to be shorn of all this wooly symbolism.'

Cat being blown from tuba