Musical Hot Tubber Gifts

Bach in a Hot Tub!

'More bubbles!'

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Hot Tub Frosty

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

'Oh boy, hot tubs!'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

'Aw, cool! Look! They got us a hot tub!'

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

'I was going to buy a hot tub.'

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

He can't be that short, I'll bet he's sitting in a hot tub

"Combining our favorite pastimes of drinking, fishing and hot tubbing makes me realize... we should stop drinking."

'Nostradamus enjoyed singing in the tub'

Suddenly he regretted that he encouraged the managers to learn how to relax more.

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

'It certainly is a big one!'

"Um, I don't think you should be in there!"

"I find the full body money immersion quite therapeutic after a tough day."

"This hot tub isn't big enough for both of us either."

"It's closing time and four people are unaccounted for. Start looking."

'The joke's on them, Algy!'

'Instead of migrating this year, we'd like to spend time in your hot tub.'

"Are you coming in, it's lovely and warm?"

Some eggs are having a good time in the boiling water as if it were a jacuzzi.

"No, no, no! That's not for spells! I bought a hot tub."