Hot Tubs Gifts

Hot Tub Frosty

'My guess is, you might be running the jets too high...'

"Your ten o'clock cancelled. He doesn't like the way his skin gets all wrinkly."

"Um, I don't think you should be in there!"

An Accidental Clam Bake.

'Remember, Harvey, the salesman said to not stay in the hot tub too long.'

"No, no, no! That's not for spells! I bought a hot tub."

He can't be that short, I'll bet he's sitting in a hot tub

"Thanks for inviting us over to try out your new hot tub!"

"Vincent,you have to learn to stop saying we took a bath on this deal."

'I, Horace Windsock-Trumpintub, being of sound mind...'

'More bubbles!'

"What!...You've never seen a jacuzzi before, officer?"

Bach in a Hot Tub!

"Are you coming in, it's lovely and warm?"

"I think it's important to conserve water, but we don't have to be uncivilized about it."

"Who's great idea was it, to invite the Gingerbread man to the hot tub party."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"Because you're a mechanic, we're going to do your hydrotherapy in a car pool."

Lobster Hot Tub Party.

A tuba and love hearts

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

'It's about time you got jets installed!'

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

'Oh boy, hot tubs!'

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"Haven't you ever seen California wine being made before?"

'Aw, cool! Look! They got us a hot tub!'

"I hope he doesn't hear me sizzling."

'I was going to buy a hot tub.'

'You obviously took my suggestion to reduce stress to the extreme.'

"Combining our favorite pastimes of drinking, fishing and hot tubbing makes me realize... we should stop drinking."

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"