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'Maths is fun!'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

Networking

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Humpty Dumpty to psychiatrist: 'It's like there's this thing inside me that's trying to get out.'

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

'Are these eggs fresh enough for you?'

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

"We have to keep them guessing."

Piggy bank #4: factory.

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

Maraschino, Inc.

"And this is the electronic version."

Steel fabricator

'And then, after soccer practice, we stopped at crazy Al's Big Screen TV Store!'

"I thought this wheel invention of yours was supposed to make life easier."

'No, mine just make toys -- you must be thinking of the Keebler elves.'

An Industrial Inferiority Complex. '... Nobody likes me ... other industries are better than me ... I'm only slightly neurotic.'

"Funny, I never did it for the money. I just always wanted to make T-flanges."