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The sheep are much easier to keep track of now. They spend all day watching clips on Ewe Tube!

Coexist. Coexhaust.

'Maths is fun!'

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#^* arm.

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"I say we settle around here, there's no chemical aftertaste to the soil: Must be an organic farmer..."

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

Folding Container.

'This reminds me...what generation iPhone are you?'

"Back in the industrial age, this was, I believe, a steel mill."

Networking

'My battery is dead. How does it end?'

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

Humpty Dumpty to psychiatrist: 'It's like there's this thing inside me that's trying to get out.'

Good egg, bad egg.

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

'Are these eggs fresh enough for you?'

"We have to keep them guessing."

"How am I going to put in a new tape?"

Chloe had again chosen tubing the river.

Piggy bank #4: factory.

Sandy Eggo.

"When I asked you of you were ready for this promotion, you flailed uncontrollably. Was that a lie?"

Maraschino, Inc.

"And this is the electronic version."

"I thought this wheel invention of yours was supposed to make life easier."

'And then, after soccer practice, we stopped at crazy Al's Big Screen TV Store!'

Steel fabricator

'No, mine just make toys -- you must be thinking of the Keebler elves.'

Doll. Stack one more and we'll set a new record! What are they doing? Putting another shrimp on the Barbie!

'I can't wait to be shorn of all this wooly symbolism.'

IRS. Tax Code. It's the mark of a real classic. Every time you reread it, you find something new.

An Industrial Inferiority Complex. '... Nobody likes me ... other industries are better than me ... I'm only slightly neurotic.'