Evolution Comic Pillows

'You just stood there and let the glacier run over your foot?'

"We only got six days of funding."

'The circle is complete!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

Homo Zapiens

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

Cat Lover's Leap.

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"...an this is my extended family."

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

The Beginning of Nostalgia

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

Evolution

'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?'

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

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