Evolution Comic T-Shirts

'You just stood there and let the glacier run over your foot?'

"We only got six days of funding."

'The circle is complete!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'

'I'll be honest with you. The pay isn't great.'

Homo Zapiens

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"It's a giant banana but is it an organic giant banana?"

William, have I ever told you you're the wings beneath my wind?

Astronaut: Pay and Display Only

Cat Lover's Leap.

Evolution disruptor: The selfie stick. The reason why T-Rex's arms never evolved.

'Well, kids -- I guess it all started to fall apart when they canceled 'Seinfeld'....'

"Some dinosaurs died out more quickly than others" "You want some?"

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

"...an this is my extended family."

'I re-invested what was left of my 401K into returnable pop cans. I figure by the time I retire I should have about three dollars.'

'If you think using a stick is evolutionary, wait till you try one these dipped in chocolate.'

'Good to see you, Doc! I wonder if you could take a look at my left upper arm that hurts when I do this?'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

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