Everyday Surrealists Gifts

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

The Artist

Raincloud Umbrella

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

Convenience.

"He gets easily abstracted."

Surreal ale

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Things are looking up!"

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Dreams I have had...

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

"They tell me you're a man who has True Magritte."

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

"I can't WAIT to see it."

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

The Great Rainbow of China

Sausages!

Window in the Sky.

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