Everyday Surrealists T-Shirts

'Will you watch where you're going with that thing?'

The Artist

Raincloud Umbrella

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

"He gets easily abstracted."

Convenience.

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Squirting flower, squirting flower...."

"Things are looking up!"

Dreams I have had...

A bird that is also the helmet from a suit of armour (or is it a bird inside a helmet?). Notice the very small flying bird/helmet in the background.

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Surreal ale

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Bird in a chair with a human in a cage.

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

Fear and Loathing in Hi-Fi Land.

'Oh, Olivia, I just love your new caption! Where on earth did you find it?'

"I can't WAIT to see it."

The Great Rainbow of China

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

Ball Pool Peril

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'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

'I predict that the next big trend will be spontaneous non-existence.'