Everyday Bettor Gifts

'I was close to winning the pools this Saturday. The bloke next door won.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

How I met your mother

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

Destination casinos...

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

Post Game Day Betting.

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

"Watch out for the linebacker over the middle and the guy in section 7 whose point spread you ruined."

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

'I'm all in.'

Spot the Ball connoisseur

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

Game Hen on a Downward Spiral: 'What the hell. I ain't no chicken! I'm bettin' it all!'

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

An affair to remember.

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

A bet over spelling

'Alright, alright, you've won your bet: You can lift me with one hand...'

A Good Bet.

Match-fixing (cricket)

"The match fixers are making it a bit obvious."