Everyday Bettor Prints

'I was close to winning the pools this Saturday. The bloke next door won.'

'What do you mean - you 'LET him win'?'

How I met your mother

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

Site of new Super Gamblers Anonymous.

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

Destination casinos...

'It's ok Billy . . .I won a bet with principal Jones!'

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

Post Game Day Betting.

'Okay, maybe I was defeated for re-election, but at least I beat the point spread!'

'Las Vegas: What happens here, is a lot less than what was happening here two years ago.'

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"Watch out for the linebacker over the middle and the guy in section 7 whose point spread you ruined."

'I'm all in.'

'Hey, we're doing an office pool on who gets to bust that illegal card game on Main.'

'Do you think he'll win the second race?'

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

Spot the Ball connoisseur

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

"Come on, Lucky Lady!"

A bet over spelling

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

"I expected it to be a lot busier on our opening night."

"And I suppost you've never had a friendly wager with a colleague?"

An affair to remember.

Game Hen on a Downward Spiral: 'What the hell. I ain't no chicken! I'm bettin' it all!'

I've never seen anyone so confident about a race!

'Don't put any money on him. I saw him placing a bet on the favourite.'

'Alright, alright, you've won your bet: You can lift me with one hand...'

A Good Bet.

'Pickpocket is an outside bet...left purse on bus is favourite!' (Security at the races on the phone over a reported missing purse).

Match-fixing (cricket)