Event Mingler T-Shirts

'I forgot who I'm supposed to talk to and why.'

"Just remember if we don't enjoy it we can claim it as a tax-deductible business meeting..."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

"While he was in Paris, Warren knew Picasso, Miró, Hemingway, Stravinsky, Cocteau, and Fitzgerald. Nothing ever came of it."

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

Analysis of Beauty - Plate II.

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

Kind- hearted, nature-loving Jeff built a new improved bird table.

"I don't know 'where I've been all of your life', but wherever it was, I wish I was there now!"

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Start the session by doing something unusual.

"I know it's only been a little while since we've been allowed to mingle again but I'm already getting really tired of people."

'Jerry, The Hermans take the same pharmaceuticals we do!'

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

'I gained many useful leads, renewed relationships with various potential customers and established a number of contacts...'

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

"Oh, yes, now I remember. We spoke at the company picnic."

'I'm just not sure he fits in.'

The Icebreaker

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Yes, well, in my practice patients are encouraged to express their feeling to the fullest.'

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

Ear Bud Hijacking

"Mostly been praising Krishna a lot."

'You're in Gallery Two... right, see you in the bar.'

'How do you do? I'm your wife's husband by a previous marriage.'

So good to meet you, Facebook to Facebook.

The Forgotten Men's Club

Social Networking in Heaven.

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

The Yoga Center. Positions available.

"Where can we go and unwind and talk business at the same time?"

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

'At least I'm doing my part and getting out there!!'