Evangelicalism Pillows

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

"Repent, lest the Axe of Judgement fall upon thee!"

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

Cherub on a cloud

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

John Newman

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

"Well, can we leave some of our literature with you?"

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"Hear me, for the Lord has given me an exclusive."

"I meant 'go and make disciples' after the sermon, Bob."

"It was a gift from god."

"Actually, he's not all that big, but he's really ripped."

Money or no money, root of all evil?

"Why do I bother to evangelize online when no one listens?"

"Have you ever thought about becoming a duck?"

Good Christians should be willing to die for President Trump."

'My sermon's written except for the lead-ins to the commercials where I remind them they're all going straight to hell!'

Devils in hell bang on the ceiling as the angels upstairs are being too noisy.

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

"Could we talk Girl Scout cookies?"

Motorcycle Faith Healer

"Just because the preacher is from Alabama doesn't mean he's speaking in tongues."

New Seekers, New Danger, "I'd like to teach the world to sing..."

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Angel with dog playing fetch attached.

The Mormons

'I didn't expect to be reincarnated as a bloody angel!'

"I expected the mission field to be a little more modern."

"For trick or treating, I'm dressing up as Billy Graham and going witnessing door-to-door."

'It's no big deal. Most of them are posthumous.'