Evangelicalism Mugs

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

"Repent, lest the Axe of Judgement fall upon thee!"

"No thank you - The people who live here, worship me. . !!"

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

When Holy Cows Are Sent Out To 'Pastor'.

Cherub on a cloud

John Newman

"Well, can we leave some of our literature with you?"

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"Hear me, for the Lord has given me an exclusive."

"I meant 'go and make disciples' after the sermon, Bob."

"If it isn't E mc2!"

"It was a gift from god."

"Why do I bother to evangelize online when no one listens?"

Money or no money, root of all evil?

Good Christians should be willing to die for President Trump."

"Actually, he's not all that big, but he's really ripped."

"Have you ever thought about becoming a duck?"

'Flying is fine. Harping is fine. Flying while harping is not fine.'

Devils in hell bang on the ceiling as the angels upstairs are being too noisy.

"J is the reason for the season."

Placed by the Gideons

'My sermon's written except for the lead-ins to the commercials where I remind them they're all going straight to hell!'

"Sure, we know how to have a good time up here"

"Could we talk Girl Scout cookies?"

Motorcycle Faith Healer

"Just because the preacher is from Alabama doesn't mean he's speaking in tongues."

Ad Meeting With God.

New Seekers, New Danger, "I'd like to teach the world to sing..."

'Our records show you turned down 13,851 angels disguised as panhandlers.'

Demon sticking his tail through female angel's halo

"I expected the mission field to be a little more modern."