Evangelism Explorer Pillows

New Seekers, New Danger, "I'd like to teach the world to sing..."

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

Kid to pastor: 'Which office is heaven?'

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

A surprise in heaven

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

The World's Biggest Book Club

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'God's forgiveness of sins ... is that like a spiritual bailout program?'

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

'I'm an atheist!'

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

When Buddha came to nirvana.

"Really? a frikkin' math question?"

"You've been served."

'One really nice thing up here is that it's always very easy to get an audience with a Pope.'

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"Sure, it's Good News, but is it fake news?"

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'

God is for life not just for Christmas.