Ecumenical Explorer Pillows

"So Jesus, what denomination are you?"

Catholic-Protestant Debates....

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

"Home depot."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

The World's Biggest Book Club

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'You must heal yourself.'

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Imagine

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

FAQs.

Christian and Born again Christian...

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."