Ecumenical Explorer Pillows

"So Jesus, what denomination are you?"

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

'He who laughs last probably doesn't get it.'

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

"Home depot."

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'He attained Nirvana in two weeks? - he's GOTTA be using steroids!'

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'Everything is illusory? -- Even reality shows?'

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Jesus's First and Less-Heralded Miracle Walk,

'Is there an E-Reader Edition?'

'You must heal yourself.'

'Oh dear! -- Well, look me up if you ever get reincarnated, okay?'

'Eve wants a second opinion about the apples.'

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."

Christian and Born again Christian...

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Imagine

Proceed no further if chakras not aligned.

"Would you like to leave a message? He's on the throne"

The Path