Ecclesiastical Explorers Pillows

Airports.

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'I'm an atheist!'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

The joy of sects.

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"So Jesus, what denomination are you?"

Buddhist Center

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

"Master, I'm looking for enlightenment!"

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

Jesus in the 'Lost and Found'.

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

John Bunyan and Alfred Deakin

'Who was Noah's wife?'

Daniel O'Connell

'I bet you think you have known interesting people before, not like me. I am truly fascinating.'

'Embrace nonviolence!', 'I don't see how THAT'S going to help.'

"Global positioning satellites. That's how God always knows where you are."

"Not the God I expected."

Praying monk with steeple hands.