Ecclesiastical Explorers Mugs

Airports.

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

'I'm an atheist!'

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

"This was probably an early Father's Day gift."

The joy of sects.

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

The Pope looks through here to check out the crowd before he speaks. Ah --- The papal people peephole!

"So Jesus, what denomination are you?"

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

Buddhist Center

Catholic-Protestant Debates....

'I'll be in Florida for the winter, but I've sublet my cave to a pair of nice Mormon missionaries.'

"Master, I'm looking for enlightenment!"

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

"The only spells she does anymore are the Gospels."

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

Jesus in the 'Lost and Found'.

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

"I didn't say, 'Abandon sheep'."

"Possible side effects include disharmony, lack of oneness, and blurred third-eye vision."

'I bet you think you have known interesting people before, not like me. I am truly fascinating.'

'Who was Noah's wife?'

Jesus, as a child, heals the blind snowman....

Daniel O'Connell

Malcolm Muggeridge

John Bunyan and Alfred Deakin

'Embrace nonviolence!', 'I don't see how THAT'S going to help.'

'According to the map, we're about to sail off the end of the earth.'

"Global positioning satellites. That's how God always knows where you are."

"Dudes - we should make the last booby trap a giant bowling ball!"

"Not the God I expected."