Church Explorers Pillows

Praying monk with steeple hands.

Jazz quartet, piano, bass, sax and drums

Lady about the cross: 'Now that all of us have trusted Christ, this is our family tree.'

Revival Meeting - Simultaneous translation of all talking in tongues.

"'Fried Ham' on 3..."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

'I'm an atheist!'

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

'I think I've now earned the right to wear God on my sleeve.'

'Harlow, why can't you be passionate like Mel Gibson?'

The joy of sects.

Airports.

Hello from the lakes!

'That Smith kid just invited us to his church on Easter Sunday!'

'You see! What did I tell you about this place?'

"The only spells she does anymore are the Gospels."

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

Jesus in the 'Lost and Found'.

"I didn't say, 'Abandon sheep'."

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

'Who was Noah's wife?'

John Bunyan and Alfred Deakin

Daniel O'Connell

'Why can't I deduct my trip to Youngstown? I'm a youth pastor.'

Jesus, as a child, heals the blind snowman....

Malcolm Muggeridge

Pigeon Has Nest in Gargoyle.

'According to the map, we're about to sail off the end of the earth.'

"Well... I don't believe in you either!"

"Global positioning satellites. That's how God always knows where you are."

If Jesus Had Taught Common Core

'Are the fish safe to eat?! Heck, yeah! Me and Leon been eatin' 'em for 30 years!'

"Not the God I expected."

"Do you think YOU would believe in Jesus today if your great-great-great-great grandfather's OWNER had not?"