Eurozone Punster Pillows

The funny side of inflation

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

Dogs life

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'You can't reject my manuscript without due process!'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"My company's board members all told me the vision statement I wrote is really blurry."

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"I'm not that kind of pro-Bono lawyer."

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

Hamlet.

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

'Yes, that will work as an elevator pitch...if your potential client works in a skyscraper...'

Surfin' the web.

'I'm trying to get a Handel on classical music, but I'm finding that it's one step forward and two steps Bach.'

"We'll pay for your move, we'll give you a bonus...in short, we'll do anything for a buck."

Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

Timmy Gets Solitary.

"As you can clearly see.. I have no idea how to use PowerPoint."

'Well it was fine on the straight but when it hit the last curve the cartoonist lost his perspective!'

"It's a new career for me. I left the business world because I kept running companies into the ground."

"They weren't very friendly when they proscuted me for obtaining loans under false names."

"What's a cow doing in my classroom?"