Eurozone Punster Gifts

The funny side of inflation

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

Dogs life

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'You can't reject my manuscript without due process!'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

"Oh No!!!...Cap'n...Iceberg...Dead ahead!!"

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

"My company's board members all told me the vision statement I wrote is really blurry."

"I'm not that kind of pro-Bono lawyer."

"After careful deliberation, I've decided I can no longer represent you as your lawyer in this case."

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

Hamlet.

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

"Your manuscript is utter trash, of course. How does a half-million first printing sound to you?"

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

'Yes, that will work as an elevator pitch...if your potential client works in a skyscraper...'

'I'm trying to get a Handel on classical music, but I'm finding that it's one step forward and two steps Bach.'

Mobile Holmes.

Surfin' the web.

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

Henry Grumble, an editor to the bitter end.

Where's Slinky going? To Florida, for spring training.

Timmy Gets Solitary.

"We'll pay for your move, we'll give you a bonus...in short, we'll do anything for a buck."

"As you can clearly see.. I have no idea how to use PowerPoint."

"It's a new career for me. I left the business world because I kept running companies into the ground."

"They weren't very friendly when they proscuted me for obtaining loans under false names."

'Well it was fine on the straight but when it hit the last curve the cartoonist lost his perspective!'