Eurosceptic Adventurer Gifts

Swedish Pirate Party.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Now you can send it."

Imagine

"He says he's not running away. . . he's just going off the grid."

"...it's another metal detector."

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

"Who are These People?"

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

"You there - shoo!"

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

Grexit

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

Michel de Montaigne

'To hell with the rules.'

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

Man talking to a tree.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with goats are the hardest.'

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

The Water Diviner