Euroskeptic Gifts

Angela Merkel giving George Papandreou an injection

Grexit

Fear/Knowledge

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

"Would you say that the sales projections in your 3 year plan are realistic?"

"It's such a lovely day!"

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

Channelling on the Cheap

Follow Science or Your Weird Sky God

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

First we thought the apes would conquer the world...When in reality we've been busy mining the end of the world all along.

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'If I've learned anything, it's believe half of what's in the newspapers, and even less of what's in your e-mail.'

The new Physics

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

The Euro - R.I.P.

"And he had it peer-reviewed by his fellow pseudoscientists."

"About the vaccine, I read online that it was so Bill Gates could inject us with CHIPS!"

'I might give you the benefit of the doubt. But I doubt it.'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

''Tree of Knowledge,' eh? - Has it been fact-checked?'

"After the election everything will be perfect and I will be able to fly."

Govt. UK led by Seance

"I'm back from Russia. Putin offered me a Dacha to say he's an honest man."

"Call me crazy, but this guy is really starting to worry me..."

Brexit

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