Eurosceptic Adventurer Mugs

Swedish Pirate Party.

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"Now you can send it."

Imagine

"...it's another metal detector."

Cocktail party with man balancing drink on head as he eats.

The summer of her 39th year, Eleanor could be found most evenings on a hill (known locally as Robert's Hump) doing aerobics of her own devising.

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

It's a good thing our neighbors don't know what weirdos we are.

"Look! I can almost spot the bar I should be in right now!"

"Rob is a functioning train wreck."

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

'I know, but he's a genius.'

"Who are These People?"

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'Did you ever wonder why iced coffee is goof but cold coffee isn't? . . . You're not curious like I am.'

Human and alien exchange sex toys.

'Hey,that wasn't there yesterday,let's go check it out.'

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

Grexit

"You there - shoo!"

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

'To hell with the rules.'

Michel de Montaigne

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years of working with goats are the hardest.'

Clown escaping a shipwreck on an inflatable unicycle.

"Sometimes I feel alone in the universe."

Man talking to a tree.

The Water Diviner

'You knew I was a mad scientist when you married me!'