Ethnic Jewellery Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Is it just me or does it smell like bone in here?'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

A Zircon Is Forever

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

I think I have a gilt complex.

Do you like my bling?

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

The Queen

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

'I have no idea what earrings to wear with this.'

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

"Don't spend big on an engagement ring Son: She'll love any cheap ring as long as it's shiny..."

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

'Nice bling.'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!

"Don't like your present? Fine. Give it to me - I'll wear the diamond earrings."

'Well in your price range, all you can afford is the box...'