Ethnic Jewellery Enthusiast Mugs

'Is it just me or does it smell like bone in here?'

'Go ahead and laugh, but I lose my keys less frequently than you do.'

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

A Zircon Is Forever

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

Found pearls! No way I'm leaving. . . Amelia.

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

I think I have a gilt complex.

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

Do you like my bling?

Ali Baba- Cover Design for Proposed Edition of The Forty Thieves

"I need something that says ‘You were right about Trump.’"

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

"Oh crap, my mood ring!"

The Queen

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

'How do I qualify for the 'Preferred Customer Discount' you're advertising?' 'Do you have a pulse?'

Eye-catching Diamond rings.

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

"Don't spend big on an engagement ring Son: She'll love any cheap ring as long as it's shiny..."

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."

'Nice bling.'

A giant diamond hurtles through space toward a population of very conflicted women.

'I'm afraid we must move with the times, Mr Bagley.'

Mom, I gotta hang up. Jill's about to find the diamond I hid under the bacon she always refuses to eat!

'Well in your price range, all you can afford is the box...'

"I'm off the leash, but I'm keeping my collar on."