Ethics Satirist Pillows

"If you upgrade this to an 'A' I think I can get you an extra $10,000."

Ethics exam cheater.

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

The prying mantis,

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

Horse statue throws off rider.

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"I'm after the history section."

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

Inhospitality tent.

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

"It keeps me from looking at my phone every two seconds."

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

"All the better to ignore you with."

'I'll decide what I forbid, okay?'

"Sometimes I have this awful feeling I'm really a West Side Person."

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

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