Ethics Satirist Prints

"If you upgrade this to an 'A' I think I can get you an extra $10,000."

Ethics exam cheater.

The prying mantis,

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

"It was a holiday I'll never forget...I saw life in the raw!"

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"Yes, one is a dog."

Begin this high fiber diet slowly. Too fast and your co-workers may complain of a greenhouse effect.

'We only serve menacing drunks here Sir, not small insignificant ones.'

Horse statue throws off rider.

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"Of course, when I say we the people I mean I the people."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

Sunday 10 and 2: The Usual Superstitions.

"Adorable. Is yours a rescue too?"

"I'm after the history section."

Inhospitality tent.

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"I've founded my own religion." "Of course you have, Rudy." "It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths." "If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted." "What are the central tenets of your religion?" "A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"Congratulations! It's a pass."

"Show me a man who's optimistic about the human race..."

Ah Democracy - Just Like Home

"These 'ordinary working class' types, I think my scout at Oxford must have been one."

"It keeps me from looking at my phone every two seconds."

"Remember, we're not just making money. We're building prisons."

'I'll decide what I forbid, okay?'

'I'm Anna Nicole Smith. But not THE Anna Nicole Smith!'

"Sometimes I have this awful feeling I'm really a West Side Person."

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

"All the better to ignore you with."

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.