Ethical Treatment Of Animals Gifts

The Elephant's Revenge.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Humans...What is their purpose?

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Support group for sheep.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Be kind"

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"She wishes to range free!"

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

The Golfing Accident

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

Save the unicorn.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'I said 'Shall I put the cat out?''

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'