Ethical Treatment Of Animals Pillows

The Elephant's Revenge.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

"When is my next parole hearing?"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Humans...What is their purpose?

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

Support group for sheep.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

"Tallyho!"

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

The Golfing Accident

"She wishes to range free!"

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"Be kind"

'Powdery stuff? Oh, that's egg substitute, from the Vegan lobby.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"Look at their faces! What did they expect? They never visited her! Of course the will says her money goes to the cat shelter. . ."

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

Save the unicorn.

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'Why is it he never understands sit , stay or down, but understands spayed and neutered?'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."