Ethical Toy Enthusiast T-Shirts

'If you don't like war toys. . . we have an identical set, but the box is labelled PEACE KEEPER ACTION FIGURES.'

Ethics exam cheater.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Squeezing the Free Press.

Director/Action Man toy.

Others will fight for you

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Rocking Horse

"Werewolves of London..."

"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Hi, Bob - your consultants have just arrived."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Childlike love

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"Moulting"

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Teddy and friends.

Stoneage business ethics: 'But, hey, this 'ethics' stuff isn't carved in stone!'

Jack in the box on strike.

Experience is important, so I'm inclined to leave questions of ethics to those who have them.

What can I play?

Help me!

'...and, of course you get a company car.'