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"It's almost three hours and we only did a block!"

Nature versus commerce.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Watching Sea Life.

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

Ecotourism.

Consumption Graph.

"They migrate here each summer."

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

'Could I have the traditional Christmas dinner but without meat or dairy and could guarantee it's organic and GM free.'

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"And getting rarer by the day, madam!"

City travel: 'Steve is our eco-tourism specialist.'

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

'Don't worry, it's a whale-watching boat, not a whaling-ship ahead...'

"May we see something from local hydroponically grown grapes aged in casks made from non-endangered trees?"

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

"I like this mob...they don't try to bullshit you!"

Polar Cruises.

'Everything here is organic, free range, naturally produced, locally sourced, pesticide free, minimally packaged and fairly traded - and yet, ironically, I am a complete bastard.'

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