Eco-tourism T-Shirts

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"You've got a piece of eco-tourist or something stuck between your teeth."

Nature versus commerce.

City travel: 'Steve is our eco-tourism specialist.'

Watching Sea Life.

"Frankly, I find your questions insulting and obviously come from a privileged colonial mindset. If you must know, I self-identify as a pig, and this is my pigloo."

The Fast Lane.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

World's cheapest car

Ecotourism.

"They migrate here each summer."

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

'Don't worry, it's a whale-watching boat, not a whaling-ship ahead...'

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"I know it can drive itself. I'd buy it if it could pay for itself."

"Nice!. . . but, mine's more environmentally friendly."

Holiday rental with panoramic views...

Polar Cruises.

'Looks like a mixed school of Bottlenose dolphins and bottled endorphins.'

"They've replaced the company car."

The scenic spot you are now viewing is 100% natural.

Tourism Industry

'Wow! You get a great view of the retreating icecaps from up here.'

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

Man on bike

Boris Bike