Eco-tourism T-Shirts

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"You've got a piece of eco-tourist or something stuck between your teeth."

Nature versus commerce.

City travel: 'Steve is our eco-tourism specialist.'

Watching Sea Life.

"Frankly, I find your questions insulting and obviously come from a privileged colonial mindset. If you must know, I self-identify as a pig, and this is my pigloo."

The Fast Lane.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

World's cheapest car

Ecotourism.

"They migrate here each summer."

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

'Don't worry, it's a whale-watching boat, not a whaling-ship ahead...'

Craft gallery. Fudge Shoppe. Bike rentals. Clear-cut woods for luxury condos. The sure signs that we've arrived! Right. At our wilderness getaway! Almost a lake view. For sale.

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

'Sorry I'm late, Fred. I forgot to plug in the car.'

"I know it can drive itself. I'd buy it if it could pay for itself."

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"Nice!. . . but, mine's more environmentally friendly."

Holiday rental with panoramic views...

"They've replaced the company car."

'Looks like a mixed school of Bottlenose dolphins and bottled endorphins.'

Polar Cruises.

The scenic spot you are now viewing is 100% natural.

Tourism Industry

Natural history museums for children.

'Wow! You get a great view of the retreating icecaps from up here.'