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The scenic spot you are now viewing is 100% natural.

Nature versus commerce.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"They're so like us."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Bees SOS

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

'I was told you two have a love-hate relationship. Care to elaborate on that?'

Comb Sweet Comb

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

Shell Fire

"Why do leaves change color?"

How's the new one?

Watching Sea Life.

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

'You were fired from your last job when they caught you putting artificial sweetener in your coffee.'

"We're trying to help you!"

Ecotourism.

Bull charging a fisherman

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Swan in a trenchcoat.

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

Buck Naked

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'