Ethical Tourism Pillows

"It's almost three hours and we only did a block!"

Nature versus commerce.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"Looks like those folks from 'civilization' are back!"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

"Being vegan or vegetarian isn't enough anymore. From now on I will only cook stuff I stepped in on the sidewalk."

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

Watching Sea Life.

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

Ecotourism.

"They migrate here each summer."

Consumption Graph.

ONE MORNING WHILE GETTING DRESSED,

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

'Could I have the traditional Christmas dinner but without meat or dairy and could guarantee it's organic and GM free.'

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"And getting rarer by the day, madam!"

'Do you sell eggs? . . . I forgot to say that I have middle class guilt. . .'

"May we see something from local hydroponically grown grapes aged in casks made from non-endangered trees?"

"Are your chickens raised without the use of growth hormones?"

One Dollar, One Vote

'Don't worry, it's a whale-watching boat, not a whaling-ship ahead...'

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

Craft gallery. Fudge Shoppe. Bike rentals. Clear-cut woods for luxury condos. The sure signs that we've arrived! Right. At our wilderness getaway! Almost a lake view. For sale.

City travel: 'Steve is our eco-tourism specialist.'

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

"Nothing that's overfished, poached or farmed? How about some seaweed?"

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"I like this mob...they don't try to bullshit you!"

'But darling, he doesn't kill the cows.'

Holiday rental with panoramic views...

'Everything here is organic, free range, naturally produced, locally sourced, pesticide free, minimally packaged and fairly traded - and yet, ironically, I am a complete bastard.'