Eco-tourism Advocate Pillows

"You've got a piece of eco-tourist or something stuck between your teeth."

Nature versus commerce.

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

The following wildlife film is sponsored in part by a grant from...Mother Nature Foundation.

"Not to mention the park view."

Watching Sea Life.

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

After his first day, Lester, the new accountant for Acme Solar, Wind & Biomass Energy, Corp., realized he had become a green bean counter.

Ecotourism.

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Yahoo! We struck earthfriendly oil."

"Make photocopies of this memo, informing staff to reduce the use of paper and distribute it to all of our staff."

"They migrate here each summer."

"You did order the chemical-free insecticide."

"We're doing our best to meet the demand for ethanol."

"We wanted to replicate their natural habitat, so we built a housing estate."

"Why pay for a tree in November when you can get one off the side of the road in January for free?"

Biodegradable helium balloons.

"I've applied the Paper Reduction Act to my resume."

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"Woo-hoo!"

"Hands up those in favour of deferring the firm's environmental policies for another few years."

Grocery Store - Warning: Contents may be hazardous to your health

Home Heating Oil

"After going vegan, replacing all the animal heads just made sense.'