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A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"They migrate here each summer."

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

Easter Island Rock Climber

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

Portalouvre

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"You gotta love this city, right?"

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

Early Micronesian Casino

'Qool - when the thirst come first.'