Responsible Tourist Gifts

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'Wow, they don't make trees like they used to.'

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

I'm a gangster rap fan too!

"They migrate here each summer."

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Portalouvre

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

Easter Island Rock Climber

'Will you stop yelling save the whales and finish you pina colada?'

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

Craft gallery. Fudge Shoppe. Bike rentals. Clear-cut woods for luxury condos. The sure signs that we've arrived! Right. At our wilderness getaway! Almost a lake view. For sale.

Motatsu didn't want the guys to know that his wife made the shrunken heads by using a really hot dryer.

"So this is where it all ends up. . ."

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

"Tell us the truth - it was you pedaling all the time, wasn't it?"

'Charlie makes a game of everything.'

'Drawing the Venetian blondes.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'THIRTY BILLION? It only cost us three hundred to get away out here!'

'and to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see the London Eye'

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Three Wise Men on one camel. One says: 'We've decided to set an example by camel sharing.'

"Only one problem: wind resistance."

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."

"You gotta love this city, right?"

'Man eater?! No way, it was just a nibble!'