Ethical Living Gifts

Cat Food Not Tested On Animals

"Bet the irony is lost on them that we'e all vegans."

'Hi, I'm Agnes and I can't stop wearing fur...'

'We want to give him the best possible life before we slaughter him.'

Investments: New - Starred Items In Your Portfolio Mean 'Suitable For Vegans'.

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Investments: Yes, we have organic, local & cruelty-free stocks.

'It's fortunate that wearing a fur coat is indefensible.' 'I know. I can't afford one either.'

'Well I'm not buying something that's been tested on animals.'

"It's the animal liberation front - they're claiming irresponsibility."

Cosmetics not tesed on animals

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

'Those poor, exploited yeast cells have rights, too! How can you possibly drink that with a clear conscience?'

Vegetarian Heaven

Training a Child to Avoid Greed

The Four Stages of Cruelty - First stage.

Peace, Truth, Equality, Justice.

Ethics exam cheater.

Squeezing the Free Press.

Others will fight for you

'You'll like this, gang ? it's an 'eyes-only' list of 'shady-but-tolerated' loopholes allowed by the Securities and Exchange Commission.'

"I guess it's ethical. Let me run it through my 'Ethics Check' app."

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"Wait—did you procure that worm humanely?"

'Loved your bit on market share, Felton - perfect blend of plausibility and outright deception.'

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"In a further effort to increase profits, control costs and satisfy shareholders, we've decided to steal stuff."

'I'm from P.E.T.A.. Are you the one who called about animal-rights abuses?'

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"Moulting"