Ethereal Wayfinder Gifts

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

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'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

'Anything good on tonight?'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

Looking at You Are Here Map "How do they know?"

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

'You'll need to do much more than just pass the time away here, because we're known to work live-long days.'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'Location, location, location.'

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Street Smarts.

You Are Lost Here.

"The village shaman said if we stay on this path, we can’t miss the Walmart."

Census Infinity.

"Welcome to heaven! Will that be cash or credit?"

"... and that's the North Star. Knowing its location helps you chart a safe journey."

'Although you still can't take it with you, they let you follow your old investments online.'

"It's time to pull the plug."

Heaven II

Everest Sign in Heaven

"Well, well, well... We meet again at last!"

Angel playing disk golf with his halo

"Not funny."

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'