Ethereal Wayfinder Prints

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

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"We use the proceeds to help offset the cost of your eternal salvation."

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

'Anything good on tonight?'

'I've been to seventh heaven many times, but this is my first experience with the real thing.'

Angels' Band: Balloons holding up a guitar.

"I was in purgatory only briefly and they've been sending me email newsletters ever since."

Looking at You Are Here Map "How do they know?"

'You'll need to do much more than just pass the time away here, because we're known to work live-long days.'

'I think I'm going to like it here!'

"The only problem with Heaven is there's nowhere to hang stuff."

Magazine Stand at the Pearly Gates

"It's very nice. I just think they could add a spa."

'Location, location, location.'

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

You Are Lost Here.

Street Smarts.

'I thought everybody would be equal here'

Man turns into an angel.

I just figured moths would have their own heaven.

Census Infinity.

"The village shaman said if we stay on this path, we can’t miss the Walmart."

"Welcome to heaven! Will that be cash or credit?"

"... and that's the North Star. Knowing its location helps you chart a safe journey."

'Although you still can't take it with you, they let you follow your old investments online.'

Everest Sign in Heaven

Spiritualist. Out of business. I lost the ability to contact the departed. It's like clothes. Some people are a "medium" when young, but not when we get older.

"Well, well, well... We meet again at last!"

Heaven II

"It's time to pull the plug."

'I understand he's here on a business trip.'

Angel playing disk golf with his halo