Ethanol Production T-Shirts

"My great uncle produced a lot of ethanol but he couldn't sell it legally."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

New music conference

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Bees Are Social Creatures.

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

Bees v Wasps

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

World of Cow.

Swamp gas

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

Where Scottish milk comes from.

"Woo-hoo!"

Larry David

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

Stage producer.

'Cut!' (movie studio director)

"I see myself as a lot like Garbo, but very much a people person!"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

"Nothing says butter - like something from the udder."

Olive Tree

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

"Gesundheit."