Ethanol Production T-Shirts

"My great uncle produced a lot of ethanol but he couldn't sell it legally."

'Believing any filming experience may help launch acting careers, some even stage their appearances before closed circuit cameras.'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

Buster Keaton

New music conference

"I'm glad they want comedy... the budget is a joke."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

Bees v Wasps

'When we bought this place we thought we'd only be making wine. Apparently, we're also into spirits.'

Bees Are Social Creatures.

Swamp gas

World of Cow.

Woody Allen

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Larry David

"Woo-hoo!"

'A series based on made-up stories with actors following scripts? Preposterous.'

An early turning-point in old Hollywood...

Stage producer.

"I see myself as a lot like Garbo, but very much a people person!"

'Cut!' (movie studio director)

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: All in a Day's Work

"Gesundheit."

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

Quentin Tarantino

"Nothing says butter - like something from the udder."