Beverage Production T-Shirts

"In this plant we bottle soft drinks, Tim, not our emotions."

boy plugging leak in a barrel with his finger

A Good Batch.

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

Dog looks perplexed as man has his head out the window taking in the beer smells.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'So, what do you think of my first attempt at making homemade beer?'

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

The Alpha Seltzer

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

You've Had Enough!

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Beer Stall

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

"I've decided to make myself another cup of coffee!"

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling